If Love Was
Whatever
If love was a soda, it'd be fizz and spit
If a food, it'd be cool whip and lime
If love was a show, it'd be, as dumb as shit
cuz it's cast left me high as a kite.
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If love used its hand, it'd give you the bird,
and say words that I don't want to say.
If love gave a crap, bout the way that I hurt,
it'd shut up and get out of my way.
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But love does what it does,
and it will take what it will.
You don't like it? Then go grow some fuzz.
Cuz it will do what it will, with time left to kill.
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And you have to suck on it's, ok, that is enuf!!
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (7)
funny but so true
Hahahahaha this was a fun one Kelli! Awesomeeee!
I hear you, Kelli. I'd laugh if it didn't resonate so much. Maybe I'll chuckle--just a little.
Humorous and fun and so creative too!!! Your love poem doesn't make me blue!!!♥️♥️💕
I’m here for this kind of love poem! 👏👏👏👏 awesome job!
The humor in this was so good Kelli I spent the whole time smiling reading this.
❤️😉