If I were a thief

If I were a thief.

I would take the misunderstanding between classmates

I'd steal the misunderstandings between my classmates.

I would let my classmates get along with each other.

If I were a thief.

I would steal the teacher's fatigue

I'd steal the teacher's fatigue.

And make the teacher feel very energetic.

If I were a thief.

I would steal the silver hair from my parents' heads

I would steal the silver hair from my parents' heads.

To keep them young forever.

If I were a thief.

I'd take all the troubles of the world

I'd steal them away.

And make people laugh and smile every day.

If I were a thief ......