I've always wondered
what it would be like
to be a man
to have a penis to call my own
would I hang towels from my prick
and spin around,
like a helicopter
**
If I had a penis
would I throw it down
during a poker game
the masculine energy
big dick energy
is one I would love to have
all the same
**
There is something I don't quite understand
that is
what it is like to be a man
having to adjust my member in pubic
to know that I can challenge another
and not feel alone
my dick gives me a pack
of other men at my side
to have pecker would undoubtedly be a wild ride
**
I figured God is a woman and knew
that I shouldn't be a man
If I had a penis
I would take over the world
naked
and unafraid
If I were to have a penis
the world would never be the same
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Jazzy
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Some people knew this would happen. The chips in our heads, I mean. Everyone laughed. Isn't that funny? The crazy part: even the conspiracy nuts had a mobile phone. Everyone walked around with the "chip" glued to their hand, eyes glued to chip.
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Hilarious!! I about choked on the helicopter part
So funny 😆 But Penis is not a magic tool or weapon😅
Many will find this funny. I have thought about how my two transgender friends must feel. One is two spirited and the other a trans woman. This is an interesting take on a thought many have had
omg, this is hilarious and I often wondered what would I do with it if I had one. I have asked my husband if his ever gets in the way when it's just hanging down. Or, what about when he's in bed trying to sleep? doesn't it flop around and annoy him? He just looks at me as if I had give heads but I still often wonder. GREAT story. Love, LOVE it.
Laughing out load. This is brilliant. And also a thing I've often wonders. Though feel the whole having a penis thing might be quite uncomfortable 🤣
Brilliant 🤣 So funny and I love the word play. May I recommend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM
Very funny. Now I can't unsee a helicopter penis with a towel.
The helicopter is a must.
Although the title says it all, the laughs and shocks just keep coming. Hilarious and thoughtful.
Haha! Beyond cute and funny. 😎😂
I love this Thank You for sharing I always wondered how it would be if I had a penis and rule the world with it too hahaah You brought me good laughs thank You !
An astute and ironic take, Jazzy! I did the same with the pussy in several takes (I never liked the word vagina), but I liked the monologues : )
Exploring the mysteries of masculinity with curiosity and humor, embracing the power of confidence and unity.
Lol what a wild read, and many clever wordplay moments! 😂
Ha! I had to read this just because of the title. Well done you have a new fan.
Brilliant, witty and clever, a marvelous piece and no arguments here!
Hahaha! Too funny! OMG! What if .... 🤣
Just had to stop by to reread this one ! 😂💛
This poem is fire! The subtext seems to challenge the very nature of how male dominance is "natural." While some parts were lighthearted, I can assure you that you're not really missing much other than bathroom convenience. LOL
Such a funny thing to think about. What an ode! 😄 I maintain that I have a phantom and rather large penis, and while no one can see it, they can feel the big dick energy.
Ha! I love it! Now I want one too.
Is there a penis challenge and if so where. Cause I got some things to say. still, be careful what you wish for. I don't think i wanna own one in that way though. i will settle for someone who owns one. Too much measuring.
This was very compelling, as I have felt similar feelings. I love the last verse especially because it encapsulates what we feel when we have what they call “penis envy.” Keep up the great work, I love your content!
I would definitely do the helicopter thingy! Lol, this was hilarious!
What a brave response to the challenge!!! 😆🤣 You have my respect, Jazzy. Great work!!