If I Had a Penis

I've always wondered

what it would be like

to be a man

to have a penis to call my own

would I hang towels from my prick

and spin around,

like a helicopter

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If I had a penis

would I throw it down

during a poker game

the masculine energy

big dick energy

is one I would love to have

all the same

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There is something I don't quite understand

that is

what it is like to be a man

having to adjust my member in pubic

to know that I can challenge another

and not feel alone

my dick gives me a pack

of other men at my side

to have pecker would undoubtedly be a wild ride

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I figured God is a woman and knew

that I shouldn't be a man

If I had a penis

I would take over the world

naked

and unafraid

If I were to have a penis

the world would never be the same