I went Shopping with an Alien…

I introduced him to the mall,

Heedfulness He is 7 feet Tall;

👽

He told me about the beginning of the Mile High Club;

(I showed him what Dolce & Gabbana was!)

We walked down the aisle with Toys-

(I told him I only dated boys.)

He asked what a Library 📚 was,

And if I had ever ridden a Bus…

Before we knew it, time went bye;

So I bought another shirt,

But we didn't say Bye- ✌️

After The Mall,

He amassed a Fuss…

So I kicked him out of the car,

and made him Take The Bus 🚌

I showed him what Down Home means,

And I introduced him to Cornbread & Collard Greens-👽🥘 💚👊