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I've Got Your Balls

A double-ended Haiku

By Calvin LondonPublished 8 months ago • 1 min read
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I’m stealing your balls

And you keep replacing them

I’ve got all your balls

🏌️‍♂️🏌️🏌️‍♀️🏌️‍♂️

My hole is full now

I’ve got all your stupid balls

Want to buy them back?

🏌️‍♂️🏌️🏌️‍♀️🏌️‍♂️

[A/n: A fun back-to-back Haiku (if there is such a thing) just for fun. For Denise's unofficial challenge:

Till next time,

Calvin

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Calvin London

I write fiction, non-fiction and poetry about all things weird and wonderful, past and present. Life is full of different things to spark your imagination. All you have to do is embrace it - join me on my journey.

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    Written by Calvin London