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I’m Just a Fat Cat, So What?

Sara Wilson’s Doodles and Ditties

By Calvin LondonPublished 5 months ago • 1 min read
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Boo! What are you staring at

Can’t you see

I am just a fat cat

There’s no shape to me

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

I am the fattest of the cats

By the way, what’s for tea

Ate too many rats

Shame on me

🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈

Want to hear me purr

Then give me something to eat

I’ll let you pat my fur

If you give me some fish or meat

🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

I sit around all day

What? something wrong with that

Don’t have the energy to play

I guess that’s why I’m so fat

🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈

Come on, be my friend

Just a little tiny snack

Well then, that’s the end,

You can’t be my friend.

😾😾😾😾😾😾

Till next time,

Calvin (the cat)

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Calvin London

I write fiction, non-fiction and poetry about all things weird and wonderful, past and present. Life is full of different things to spark your imagination. All you have to do is embrace it - join me on my journey.

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    Written by Calvin London