I Know Your Secrets

I know your secrets.

I know what time you get up in the morning.

What time you leave for work, and when you come home from work.

I know the things you do when no one is home.

What you like to wear when you don't have to be dressed for company.

What your favorite way to bathe is, bath, or shower.

I know all your secrets.

Whether you are a PC or a Mac user.

I know what your browser of choice is, and what you like to do online when no one is around.

I know all your secrets. I know what music you like to listen to.

What TV shows, and movies you like to watch when no one is around.

I know all the signs of when you have a bad day.

I know all your secrets.

I know what snacks you like to snack on at night.

How you like to sleep, and which side of the bed you sleep on.

So you see There's nothing you do at home that I don't know.

The stories and secrets I could tell.

It's a good thing I can't talk.

I'm your Cat.