i have done
And yet As an over 50-year-old, NOW…

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i have done
been part of
suffered
fought
and somehow still survived.
some incredible things
some unbelievable things
true stories that I never repeat because no one will believe them.
it would just taste like delusional, fantasist, ‘Walter Mitty’, macho bullshit.
cinematic stuff out of a blockbuster movie.
And yet
As an over 50-year-old,
Apparently
NOW…
If I stretch “slightly wrong” I throw my neck out.
And can barely move for three days
Growing Old SUCKS!
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About the Creator
Ross E Fortune Lombardi
Writer and Artist.
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
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