I hate men today, that is all I want to say,
I just told my old man to go run away
They pee and leave the loo seat down,
They then look at you with a frown.
They burp, they fart, their poo smells for days,
I hate men today and their stupid dirty ways.
They hog the couch, take ages to get ready,
Leave crumbs on the floor, their hands never steady.
They lose their keys and forget their phones,
And claim they're out when all along they are home
Eating loud mouth open and chewing their gum,
Acting like children, silly, they are truly dumb.
They never listen, just nod ignorantly in reply,
Oh, how they drive me to roll my eyes high!
But still, I’ll laugh, I’ll deal with this mess,
‘Cause tomorrow they might just impress.
Today, I’ll just avoid all men in my life
Shut myself off, and be me not a wife
I will survive in my own quirky way.
Also not forget, Tomorrow’s another day
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