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I Don't Need No Stinking' Toothbrush

Limerick/Mother Combs Challenge

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 5 months ago 1 min read
I Don't Need No Stinking' Toothbrush
Photo by Jacinto Diego on Unsplash

There once was a fight to the death

Not unlike the brave Scotsman, Macbeth

I ate snails and slugs

Decapitated some bugs

And then, took them all down with my breath


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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Thavien Yliaster5 months ago

    Your breath makes one's eyes squint If You don't want to kiss, we can take a hint Yet for similar effects To kill insects Try the scent of peppermint

  • Mark Graham5 months ago

    Good one Kelli. Do you need a new toothbrush.

  • Ewwww! Lol! How do you come up with these? So hilarious!

  • Mosquitos. If you can take them down with your breath, you could bottle it & make a fortune!

  • Joe Patterson5 months ago


  • Mother Combs5 months ago

    rofl, too funny love it "D

  • Alex H Mittelman 5 months ago

    Great work! Wonderful!

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