I’d Rather Eat Dirt Than Beets
Paul and Donna Yucky Food Challenge
Red, bloody beets have ruined all my plate
I’d rather eat dirt from Washington State
Where did they come from? Why are they here?
Did alíen’s leave them for torture and fear?
Did Zombies take dumps, sometime last year?
👽💩
A perfect food ? Right! Some fib and act cool.
I’m not swallowing this, I’m not a fool.
You stab them they bleed, That means they’re alive,
I want to know who, this conspiracy contrived.
🩸🩸
My white rice turned red, my biscuit is stained. They stink to high heaven, I’m going insane.
You want them? Have at them. But before you ask why.
Eat all you want, cause I’d rather die.
🪦
I know who you are, it’s dyed on your mouth.
It’s the fastest food to find it’s way south.
If eat them you must, know I’m a hater.
You zombie egg eaters and alien invaders.
🧟♀️🥚🧟♂️ 👽🥚👽
This is for the Paul and Donna yucky food challenge.
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