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I Bought Myself a Al Man to day

No dirty undies or socks on the floor he is the man for me

By ♿ V+ Marie381Uk Published 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read
By George’s Girl 2025

I Bought Myself a Al Man to day

I bought myself an Al Man today,

Tall, dark, with a jaw like clay.

He never argues, never strays,

Just stands there looking fine all day.

He doesn’t snore, doesn’t complain,

Loves my jokes, won’t call me insane.

No messy socks, no dirty dishes,

Just fulfils my wildest wishes.

He runs me baths, he rubs my feet,

Tells me daily, “Girl, you’re sweet.”

No ex to stalk, no past to fear,

Just a man who’s always here.

But late last night, I sat and thought,

Is love like this what I had sought?

A man so perfect, yet so tame.

No fire, no flaws, no passionate game.

So I turned him off and set him free,

Guess I’ll need a real man for me.

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    Written by ♿ V+ Marie381Uk