I 💞beer

A BEER IN MY HAND

Breeze at my back

Cold brews wantonly beckon

DOUBTLESS, you can tell by now, I already downed a few

EFFING EF! My speech is slurred

FOR that bitterness of a beer leaves me craving more

Goodness gracious, but I feel so mellow

HOW's aboot a kiss me lovely fella

I just need to go puke and take a tinkle, then I will be back anon

JUST you save those sumptuous smacks for me

KNEELING by the loo, I loudly hack and puke

Losing all that lovely beer a'slewing away down the loo

MINUTES later, here I am ready for the kisses

Not a handsome lad can I find as I wobble forthwith

Ok, so my breath may stink, and the place reek of vomity beer

Please, next time don't be rude and sneak away

Quiet please, I need to sleep

Rouse me come morning, so I can to work drive

Sure I will be fine to drive, why do you ask

To the fridge I toddle, to get me a beer

Under no circumstances will you drink another beer

Vexed, I agree, maybe not such a good ideoh!

Why is there so much noise, it is so very quiet

X-hausted, I fall asleep on the sofa

Yuking ukuleles playing lovely songs

Zzzzzzzz's lulling me to sleep.

~~~~~Goodnight, sleep tight.