Horndog Inc.
If your sexy, you are just straight-up sexy!
Bleached-blond mop with a cast,
stiffly walking with a set of cans.
Twirls with patterned flowers her dress,
hugging her curves and making them sublime.
Her blue and hazel eyes, scanning and enticing.
She glances over to my overblown crotch
Her ambiguous vibes traveling like daggers
and fueling my guide like a funky jive.
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Bleached-blond mop with a cast,
stiffly walking and shaking that ass.
Her body, her soul,
shooting out like beams to my beans.
Is it her gracious body and beauteous,
that entices me?
Or is it that wicked cast
that makes her curvy body bounce?
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By Bazooka Teaches
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Bazooka Teaches
A regular Joe that is just surviving the struggle. Loves to write and is constantly fighting the forces of evil.
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