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They say-->
He's a poetry machine
He just can't help it
Everything he sees and hears
turns into a poem
(of some sort)
Big and Small things
Everything
But to be blunt
Some of his poems are
pretty bad
But they are still poems
(of some sort)
*
He heard about a famous poet
who turned a grocery shopping list
into a poem
So decided to write a poem
about his third dresser drawer down
or the contents of his underwear drawer
*
8 T-shirts, various colors
6-pair Dr. Scholl's Comfort Top Socks
2-pair old socks with holes
2-pair dress socks, no holes
2-pair Holiday socks with trees
6-pair of Jockey Low Rise Briefs
5-pair Hanes Boxers
1 Tong
*
After reading the poem,
his girlfriend asked,
"What's a tong?"
He replied,
"Oh, that should be,
thong."
About the Creator
Wm Kucera
https://www.facebook.com/WmKucera
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