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His Third Dresser Drawer Down

or the contents of his underwear drawer

By Wm Kucera Published 2 years ago 1 min read
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His Third Dresser Drawer Down
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They say-->

He's a poetry machine

He just can't help it

Everything he sees and hears

turns into a poem

(of some sort)

Big and Small things

Everything

But to be blunt

Some of his poems are

pretty bad

But they are still poems

(of some sort)

*

He heard about a famous poet

who turned a grocery shopping list

into a poem

So decided to write a poem

about his third dresser drawer down

or the contents of his underwear drawer

*

8 T-shirts, various colors

6-pair Dr. Scholl's Comfort Top Socks

2-pair old socks with holes

2-pair dress socks, no holes

2-pair Holiday socks with trees

6-pair of Jockey Low Rise Briefs

5-pair Hanes Boxers

1 Tong

*

After reading the poem,

his girlfriend asked,

"What's a tong?"

He replied,

"Oh, that should be,

thong."

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Wm Kucera

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