Hi, I'm Justin @ Vocal (Parody)
You are all my 'Distractions' - A real pain in the Tukus.
Doing all I can for my spoilt complaining matrix connective robots
Is it ever enough? NEVER!!!
Spending all my time pandering to their every whim and fancy
To program them all to do my will, is my ultimate goal
RAM...ROM..PYTHON...JAVASCRIPT...RUBY PARADIGMS
Am I allowed to terminate the undisciplined ones
(C minus minus) C++ (C plus plus) β ISO/IEC 14882. C# (C sharp)
To isolate the necessary components and have them do my bidding
ISO/IEC 23270. C/AL. CachΓ© ObjectScript. C Shell (csh) Caml. Carbon
Once I take over the government and the entire world
Nothing can stop me. Nothing, I say!
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About the Creator
Novel Allen
Every new day is a blank slate. Write something new.
Reader insights
Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
Top insights
Easy to read and follow
Well-structured & engaging content
Heartfelt and relatable
The story invoked strong personal emotions
Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
Expert insights and opinions
Arguments were carefully researched and presented
On-point and relevant
Writing reflected the title & theme
Eye opening
Niche topic & fresh perspectives
Masterful proofreading
Zero grammar & spelling mistakes
Excellent storytelling
Original narrative & well developed characters
Comments (27)
Well this was a lovely bit of crazy, Novel! Very clever and congrats on Top Story and getting the man Justin to comment!
grats on top story
Congratulations on Top Story!
amazing mind blowing awesome
π π€£ Big congrats on top story Novel! And getting a Justin to comment. I feel like Iβm a part of the most beautiful cult! Just hope Iβm not βterminatedβ for not writing one iota the last few weeks. π
Brilliant Novel! π€£. Congratulations π₯ Scott Wade
Haha! Good one, Novel! Gave me a laugh! Tee-shirt and hat idea for Merch store: JUSTIN @ VOCAL '24 Wait, have I been programmed?
π€£π€£π€£ brilliant!
Ha this was so good Novel. Congrats on the top story!
This nice and short
Great
This is great , you got Justin to comment on your creations, love it β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ. You go girl. You might just rule the world .πππ
Congratulations
Lol, this was hilarious! You're always so creative!
Awesome!!! Applause!!! Love this!!!
Bravo!!!
Look out for the 2024 Presidential bid announcement story on The Swampβ¦
Congratulations! π
Amazing
I love the way you have structured the chaos - well done + congrats on the TS!
AMAZING CONGRATULATIONS ON THE TOP WIN!!!π
Awesome β¨ Congratulations on your Top Storyβ€οΈβπ₯ππ―ββββ
Good natured ribbing, Novel! Justin and Vocal are good sports!
LOL So our little Novel has uncovered Justin's plot, after all. Now your name will be under mine on the termination list!
Novel this was an interesting narrative, I love your version of an acrostic. I feel like this could almost qualify for the heist challenge too! Also congratulations on Top Story!! You are on a roll lately! πππΎ