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You are all my 'Distractions' - A real pain in the Tukus.

By Novel AllenPublished 10 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Top Story - June 2023
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Doing all I can for my spoilt complaining matrix connective robots

Is it ever enough? NEVER!!!

Spending all my time pandering to their every whim and fancy

To program them all to do my will, is my ultimate goal

RAM...ROM..PYTHON...JAVASCRIPT...RUBY PARADIGMS

Am I allowed to terminate the undisciplined ones

(C minus minus) C++ (C plus plus) – ISO/IEC 14882. C# (C sharp)

To isolate the necessary components and have them do my bidding

ISO/IEC 23270. C/AL. CachΓ© ObjectScript. C Shell (csh) Caml. Carbon

Once I take over the government and the entire world

Nothing can stop me. Nothing, I say!

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Novel Allen

Every new day is a blank slate. Write something new.

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  • Paul Stewart10 months ago

    Well this was a lovely bit of crazy, Novel! Very clever and congrats on Top Story and getting the man Justin to comment!

  • Sid Aaron Hirji10 months ago

    grats on top story

  • Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Asif Ali10 months ago

    amazing mind blowing awesome

  • Grz Colm10 months ago

    πŸ˜…πŸ€£ Big congrats on top story Novel! And getting a Justin to comment. I feel like I’m a part of the most beautiful cult! Just hope I’m not β€˜terminated’ for not writing one iota the last few weeks. 😁

  • J. S. Wade10 months ago

    Brilliant Novel! 🀣. Congratulations πŸ₯‡ Scott Wade

  • Kristen Balyeat10 months ago

    Haha! Good one, Novel! Gave me a laugh! Tee-shirt and hat idea for Merch store: JUSTIN @ VOCAL '24 Wait, have I been programmed?

  • Caroline Jane10 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣 brilliant!

  • Ha this was so good Novel. Congrats on the top story!

  • Olasunkanmi Ashafa10 months ago

    This nice and short

  • Candy Po10 months ago

    Great

  • Mariann Carroll10 months ago

    This is great , you got Justin to comment on your creations, love it ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️. You go girl. You might just rule the world .πŸ†πŸ˜‰πŸ’ƒ

  • Ugochukwu10 months ago

    Congratulations

  • Lol, this was hilarious! You're always so creative!

  • Babs Iverson10 months ago

    Awesome!!! Applause!!! Love this!!!

  • D. ALEXANDRA PORTER10 months ago

    Bravo!!!

  • Justin @ Vocal10 months ago

    Look out for the 2024 Presidential bid announcement story on The Swamp…

  • Tiffany Gordon 10 months ago

    Congratulations! 😁

  • James steve10 months ago

    Amazing

  • Brenton F10 months ago

    I love the way you have structured the chaos - well done + congrats on the TS!

  • MARIE ODEMS 10 months ago

    AMAZING CONGRATULATIONS ON THE TOP WIN!!!πŸ’œ

  • Awesome ✨ Congratulations on your Top Story❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ“πŸ’―β—β—β—β—

  • Dana Stewart10 months ago

    Good natured ribbing, Novel! Justin and Vocal are good sports!

  • Dana Crandell10 months ago

    LOL So our little Novel has uncovered Justin's plot, after all. Now your name will be under mine on the termination list!

  • Donna Fox (HKB)10 months ago

    Novel this was an interesting narrative, I love your version of an acrostic. I feel like this could almost qualify for the heist challenge too! Also congratulations on Top Story!! You are on a roll lately! πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸΎ

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