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You are all my 'Distractions' - A real pain in the Tukus.

By Novel AllenPublished 4 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Top Story - June 2023

Doing all I can for my spoilt complaining matrix connective robots

Is it ever enough? NEVER!!!

Spending all my time pandering to their every whim and fancy

To program them all to do my will, is my ultimate goal


Am I allowed to terminate the undisciplined ones

(C minus minus) C++ (C plus plus) – ISO/IEC 14882. C# (C sharp)

To isolate the necessary components and have them do my bidding

ISO/IEC 23270. C/AL. CachΓ© ObjectScript. C Shell (csh) Caml. Carbon

Once I take over the government and the entire world

Nothing can stop me. Nothing, I say!


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About the Creator

Novel Allen

(Uk based)... Listen to all, but follow no one absolutely!!!... Be a mountain, a stream, a river, a dream. Exist within moments, be driven by whims and fancies, be free spirited. Untamable. Run wild with the wind.

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  • Paul Stewart4 months ago

    Well this was a lovely bit of crazy, Novel! Very clever and congrats on Top Story and getting the man Justin to comment!

  • Sid Aaron Hirji4 months ago

    grats on top story

  • Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Asif Ali4 months ago

    amazing mind blowing awesome

  • Grz Colm4 months ago

    πŸ˜…πŸ€£ Big congrats on top story Novel! And getting a Justin to comment. I feel like I’m a part of the most beautiful cult! Just hope I’m not β€˜terminated’ for not writing one iota the last few weeks. 😁

  • J. S. Wade4 months ago

    Brilliant Novel! 🀣. Congratulations πŸ₯‡ Scott Wade

  • Kristen Balyeat4 months ago

    Haha! Good one, Novel! Gave me a laugh! Tee-shirt and hat idea for Merch store: JUSTIN @ VOCAL '24 Wait, have I been programmed?

  • Caroline Jane4 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣 brilliant!

  • Ha this was so good Novel. Congrats on the top story!

  • Olasunkanmi Ashafa4 months ago

    This nice and short

  • Candy Po4 months ago


  • Mariann Carroll4 months ago

    This is great , you got Justin to comment on your creations, love it ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️. You go girl. You might just rule the world .πŸ†πŸ˜‰πŸ’ƒ

  • Ugochukwu4 months ago


  • Lol, this was hilarious! You're always so creative!

  • Babs Iverson4 months ago

    Awesome!!! Applause!!! Love this!!!

  • Bravo!!!

  • Justin @ Vocal4 months ago

    Look out for the 2024 Presidential bid announcement story on The Swamp…

  • Tiffany Gordon 4 months ago

    Congratulations! 😁

  • James steve4 months ago


  • Brenton F4 months ago

    I love the way you have structured the chaos - well done + congrats on the TS!

  • MARIE ODEMS 4 months ago


  • Awesome ✨ Congratulations on your Top Story❀️‍πŸ”₯πŸ“πŸ’―β—β—β—β—

  • Dana Stewart4 months ago

    Good natured ribbing, Novel! Justin and Vocal are good sports!

  • Dana Crandell4 months ago

    LOL So our little Novel has uncovered Justin's plot, after all. Now your name will be under mine on the termination list!

  • Donna Fox4 months ago

    Novel this was an interesting narrative, I love your version of an acrostic. I feel like this could almost qualify for the heist challenge too! Also congratulations on Top Story!! You are on a roll lately! πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸΎ

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