“Hey man, you wanna give me head?”

A few weeks ago 

I was walking

to my car from a bar because the music was too

shitty, and the drinks were too

weak, and the whole vibe was too

sucky, and the people were too.

I also had half a bowl left

in my piece in the compartment of

the driver's side door of my car.

As I approached my vehicle, a man, maybe 23, 24

pulled up beside me in his car and in

a hushed tone, barely heard above the rustling

of the leaves of the palm trees above us said:

"Hey man, you wanna gimme head?"

He was serious.

I said:

"Excuse me?"

He shamelessly repeated 

the request.

I said:

"Fuck no, you wanna give ME head?!"

He said:

"Nah man, I'm good."

Then he drove off rather slowly. 

Then I took a few hits and returned to the

alright music, and the

alright people, and then

sobered up with some 

incredible cuisine from THE

International House of Pancakes.