Happy National Sandwich month
August is national sandwich month
This month being celebrated as the month of sandwiches
I could not think of a better gift to you
Than to offer you this delectable, delicious vermin treat
A namkeen tidbit so utterly delicious
It shall titillate your tastebuds and ruin your day
May it enhance your marvelous delightful palate
May the maggots and cockroaches be a delight
May the green ooze and goo elate and thrill
May you be transported to 'Rotten Sandwich Heaven'
Where joyfully, rotten sandwiches all go to die
May you be blissfully enraptured
Euphorically and happily elated
May you never look at another sandwich the same
Ever again!
Happy National Sandwich month to everyone
May all your sandwich dreams come true!
OOOOOOH! YUMMY!
SOOOO Yummy!
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