Hamburger vs Hotdog
A cookout rap battle
What up hotdog?
What up ham?
Address me as burger, don’t you know who I am?
Yeah I know who you are witcha beefy loud butt. Aren’t you the sandwich that was made outta cow butt?
Made outta cow butt? Oh I can’t believe this. That’s funny coming from a dude made outta pig penis.
That’s a lie, or better yet, a myth. At family cookouts I’m always the best gift.
“Always the best gift” DOG can you hear this? I made Mickey D’s and Burger King big business.
But compared to me you just make the people poo. So cock-a-doodle doo, the cow goes moo.
Yeah the cow goes moo and that’s perfectly fine. I would rather be a heifer than a mud-filled swine.
I’ll see you at the cookout. I’ll see you there first. I’m blowin’ up guts cowboy. Yeah right, enjoy your trash bag hearst.
About the Creator
Joe Patterson
Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Comments (3)
don't like either of them, I like the Indoensian fried egg...
Hahahahahhahahaha I love what you did here
That was perfect.