Halloween Stew

Two legs,

Three arms,

Five eyes,

Four Ribs,

Five pelvic bones,

Six Human Thighs,

Two Bladders,

Four kidneys.

Fire the cauldron,

Let the blood turn green,

Boil! Boil! Boil!

Turn them kidneys as black

ashes.

Add a little human ketchup,

Salt the newt,

Ignore the screams,

They'll stop when it stews.

Serve it on a toads plate,

Add the eyeballs too,

Cut the tongue from their mouths,

It tastes better when it's bitter.

Grind the ribs into salt,

Sprinkle it on the legs,

Grab a witches dining fork,

And poke it until its dead!

Now your food is cooked,

Eat it in the magic circle,

Ha!

You fools eating that stew,

Never trust a witches brew!