Please Light a candle, strike a match
Open a window and crack the hatch.
We’re retching from your fart.
You laugh and call it art.
Hazmat teams have been dispatched.
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J. S. Wade
Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.
J. S. Wade owns all work contained here.
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This is not who I thought I would be. Before my family was captured and forced into slavery, I had aspirations of becoming a wealthy business owner or possibly a scholar and philosopher. Becoming a warrior was the furthest thing from my mind. Unfortunately, our Roman conquerors had other plans.
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Comments (20)
You have to admit, some farts are truly works of art.
I love that last line haha, this is great
Oh dear indeed , it's an ill wind that blows 🤣🤣🤣
You got me at the first half, not gonna lie! I thought I was reading horror until I found myself snort-laughing at the end 🤣🤣🤣. Well done!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy funny as only Scott Wade can do!!!
LOL! This one is definitely giggle worthy 😅 Love it!
🤣🤣😂 Good one!
Not disappointed in the slightest😂
Hahahahaha
"Call It art" Hilarious. I guess crop dusting can be considered an art.🤔😅
LOL💕💖😊
I laugh and also silently appreciate that I was not in the room that inspired your creative humor.
This is funny! Good one!
haha, the hazmat teams in the last line was the perfect ending!
very 😀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just too funny 😂😂
lol. This is great.
Looks like you took up the writing practice of working with the 5 senses. I asked, "What does a fart feel like?" I think we have an anwser!