Gregor, where's your spray-tan?
The Absurdities of Life - the whiskey walk
Once while eaten alive in Glenmorangie,
My pal Greg took some spray (from his sporran, see?)
"This will help with the midges",
But it had us in stitches,
Cos we ended with skin that was orangey.
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Conor Darrall
Short-stories, poetry and random scribblings. Irish traditional musician, sword student, draoi and strange egg. Bipolar/ADD. Currently querying my novel 'The Forgotten 47' - @conordarrall / www.conordarrall.com
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Comments (5)
lol. Good one.
And they said it couldn’t be done… hats off to you sir for finding not one but two perfect rhymes for orange! (-y)
Haha! I feel for Greg! 😅 Great one!
lol poor Greg 😅 Love this!
Ah, that was funny! What a surprise to be tan instead, lol :) Loved the pic you included. Wonderful work.