Gophers in the Backyard
Wheel of Fortune Bonus Puzzle Poem 8/30/2021
Your wife is reminded of Caddyshack
As you sit on your chair out back
A paint gun across your lap, binoculars in your face
You tried to burn them out without a trace
Still, their heads pop up through the yard
She watches you, waiting for you to play your next card
As she giggles with friends about the mess you’re in
“Those rodents always seem to win
I don’t know what he’ll do next...”
They reply “Let’s take bets!”
The war in the backyard becomes a pool
One with a single rule
The rodents must die
The ladies sit around the fire, laughing and drinking,
Passing the time, and thinking
About the methods you will employ
As your yard is drained of joy
The background of constant, mocking laughter
The torment of replacing just after
The reminders that failure lurks
Because these rodents are unkillable jerks
Eat away more than the lawn
About the Creator
Deanna Repose Oaks
Deanna Repose Oaks started writing poetry as a teenager and never stopped. Inspired by an Editor's Choice Award for "I Give Up" from poetry.com in 2006, she started publshing books in 2007.
Find her on facebook: @deannareposeoaks
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