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Get Off My Page

Public Announcement (challenge poem)

By Andrea Corwin Published 8 months ago 1 min read

Facebook Announcement Assistance for All Account Holders

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So many like to comment on posts

Which makes many feel like burnt toast

Would you rather reply, or ghost?

Polite replies are misunderstood

It is better to clap back, yes, be rude

Let the intruder know how you feel,

tell them to shove off and let them squeal

It’s ok, don’t worry yourself silly

They jumped on your page, trying to bully

Now it is your turn to give them a nudge

off your posts; they can go back to their sludge

of a life and stop trying to live on your Facebook page

Or you can simply unfriend them to assuage your rage

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    Written by Andrea Corwin