Future of Food
Response to Scott Christenson
Original story here: https://vocal.media/humor/if-this-is-the-future-of-food#comment-a178a7b7-9d98-4e23-9139-5813db8885f4
Slimy muddy slithering grub,
Earthworms freshly dug from the mud.
No exoskeleton, smooth and soft to touch,
High in iron and protein, why not try them for lunch.
I bite and chew hope I don't get a tapeworm,
Speaking of tapes, it was recoded but deleted.
Its taste is acrid and bitter but I persevere,
If this is the future of food, then I'll dig up some more.
Rather eat a burger or fries or pizza,
But insane food costs would not me to deter,
To forage grub from down under
my backyard.
Just remember to drink vinegar after,
To prevent any parasite that might transfer.
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Sid Aaron Hirji
Canadian born man who finds literature and science equally fascinating. Trauma bleeds through generations, words heal the hidden scars.
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Comments (5)
Sid, great fun and entertaining poem!!! Loved it!!!💕❤️❤️
Yum yum in my tum! Made me think of The Twits!
Worms are filled with protein, birds eat them and we eat birds. At least when the boys shot them down back home. Tastes like chicken. Good one Sid.
Oooo, vinegar kills parasites! I never knew that! But I wouldn't wanna ever try worms, lol!
Clever poem! Im def going to ask for vinegar if i ever get back and try anything from the insect shop🪱