Funny Words On A Rainy Day

Onomotopeia

Is a TMJ-slayer

Bassoon

Is an aural cartoon

Gobbledygook

Is phonics forsook

While shannigans

Are linguistic antigens

.

Naughty are hijinks

I must say, methinks,

And tomfoolery

Is but nut-hut buffoonery

Try to say legumes

While a straight face resumes

Close your eyes

To let eigengrau arise

.

Interruptus

Will clog up your ductus

While a sussurus

Blows willy-nilly for'us

See me chitchat, chapped

With a sip of my frap

Let the raconteurs

Invoke your provocateurs

.

The brouhaha

Is Yankee Doodle Doodah, but

Doodah haiku

Have the two syllabic yahoo?

.

My service

Is at your cervix

Befriend my trembly

Frenulum friendily

Is your prostate

Prostrate or in probate

Is de corps esprit

It makes no vas deferens to me