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Funny Ode to a Paperclip

Ode to Ordinary

By Dennis Thomas IVPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Funny Ode to a Paperclip
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Humorous Ode to a Paperclip

Oh, humble paperclip, you sly little devil,

Holding papers together, on your metal level.

You may be small, but you're no pushover,

A master of organization, you're a real go-getter.

Dave Chappelle's got nothing on your wit,

Eddie Murphy couldn't match your quick-hit.

And Bill Burr's rants pale in comparison,

To the way you keep things in formation.

You bend and twist, always at the ready,

Saving our papers, oh, you're so steady.

From office memos to school assignments,

You keep things tidy, no need for refinements.

You're like the unsung hero of the desk,

Always there, never causing unrest.

A mundane tool with a world of power,

A true legend in your paper-taming hour.

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    Written by Dennis Thomas IV