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Frog Obs & Gynae

A tough profession to break into

By jamie hardingPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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Frog Obs & Gynae
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I wonder why frogs are so small-

-If they have any idea at all?

That they're quite teeny-tiny,

And that frog obs and gynae-

Is not easy to enter at all.

Poet's Note:

For those who don't know, to become a specialist registrar in froggy obs and gynae (to wit, frobstetrics) requires several years of specialist training on top of the requisite medical degree. You also need very good eyesight, the steadiest of hands, while being able to hold your breath underwater for several minutes is also a massive plus.

Harvard is rumoured to be opening a specialist wing of their noted medical school specifically dedicated to the discipline.

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About the Creator

jamie harding

Novelist (writing as LJ Denholm) - Under Rand Farm - available in paperback via Amazon and *FREE* via Kindle Unlimited!

Short story writer - Mr. Threadbare, Farmer Young et al

Humour writer - NewsThump, BBC Comedy.

Kids' writer - TBC!

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  • Raymond G. Taylor5 months ago

    Frobstetrics. If I take ever take another degree, that is surely what it must be. Love it! Well done!

  • Mother Combs5 months ago

    nice poem.

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