Welcome to earth my lil alien friend, where the rich rise. This also the home of French fries.
They’re short golden sticks made out of potato skins. These French fries will be your greatest friend.
When you start eating them you won’t be able to halt. You’ll be addicted to the salt, but it ain’t your fault.
Anyone who says that they don’t like them is tellin foolish lies. I guarantee you that you will become a fool for fries.
So come get you a bite of this shoestring potato. It smells good you know you can’t say no.
The alien smiled at me and said “you tell no lies. Go ahead and hook me up with some of those fries.”
About the Creator
Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!