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French Fries

An alien’s introduction to French Fries

By Joe PattersonPublished 3 months ago Updated 3 months ago 1 min read
French Fries
Photo by Louis Hansel on Unsplash

Welcome to earth my lil alien friend, where the rich rise. This also the home of French fries.

They’re short golden sticks made out of potato skins. These French fries will be your greatest friend.

When you start eating them you won’t be able to halt. You’ll be addicted to the salt, but it ain’t your fault.

Anyone who says that they don’t like them is tellin foolish lies. I guarantee you that you will become a fool for fries.

So come get you a bite of this shoestring potato. It smells good you know you can’t say no.

The alien smiled at me and said “you tell no lies. Go ahead and hook me up with some of those fries.”

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Joe Patterson

Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.

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  • Jay Kantor2 months ago

    Hi Joe Paterson - I've been 'Fighting' my way to get through all of your 'eclectic' offerings. I see you all over the place and wanted to say hello. btw; glad you liked 'The Sacred Vows' - We can all relate to that on so many levels. Funny: French Fries would certainly bring in folks from a zillion miles away - anytime - Jay Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California 'Senior' Vocal Author - Vocal Village Community -

  • I loveeeeeeeeee fries! And you made me crave for them now lol

  • Babs Iverson3 months ago

    Superb!!! Love it!!!♥️♥️💕

  • Tiffany Gordon 3 months ago

    Great job!

  • Donna Renee3 months ago

    haha and now I need some too!! Love it :D

  • Paul Stewart3 months ago

    Love it! that picture is awesome too!

  • Harmony Kent3 months ago

    Nice one, Joe! Mmm, I can smell those fries 💕🙂

  • Grz Colm3 months ago

    “Fool for fries!” 😹 Nice work!

  • Haha 😂 The Last line- 👽👍🧡✌️🍟

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