Freeze Me In Ice

Freeze me in ice,

And don't let me out,

At least not today,

In this daft heatwave,

I swear I've been cooked,

In the Microwave's nook,

Or boiled in the tub,

You might have boiled me

into tea,

I heard humans love that stuff!

I really don't care,

At my ice face you can

stare.

I'd rather be frozen in ice,

Than steaming like rice;

Even My hair thinks its spaghetti,

Made for boiling in a pan,

And let us not forget,

It was I who broke the fan.

Enough!

Can't you see the lemonade has

been boiled?

After all,

I wear it oh so perfectly.

Please,

Freeze me in ice,

Get me out of this heatwave,

And do not think twice!