FIRST THING IN THE MORNING…
By a thirsty Ross E F Lombardi

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING…
By
Ross E F Lombardi
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First thing in the morning…
Do you?
How do I put this…?
.
Do you ever get that feeling
That if you took a human life
That you would for a short while
For a few minutes before the arrest,
Suddenly feel SO much better,
.
Like a weight finally lifted,
Or
Like a boil you needed lancing for decades
Finally burst,
Or
Uncomfortable shoes you had to wear for decades,
Finally being able to be taken off.
Or
Like finally finding a moment to safely fart on a hot date.
.
Ever felt that you just, kind of, really need to kill a random human being?
For that sense of relief.
Just to feel human yourself again?
Or it that just me? - First thing? - Most mornings…>
?
Oh look!
Coffee!!
FIRST COFFEE OF THE DAY!
Mmmmmm!
COFFEE!
Aaahhh! - DAM! - THAT’S BETTER!
I needed that!
.
Now what was I thinking earlier?
Nope its gone!
Can’t remember now!
Never mind!
It was probably nothing important!
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About the Creator
Ross E Fortune Lombardi
Writer and Artist.
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
BLOG:
http://lombot.co.uk
You Tube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured
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