you can't just wait for funny to happen
you have to be a part of the process
you can't just wait for the funny to be done
you've got to find it yourself
yes my sense of humour is dark
and as such my boundaries are few
my imagination
can be a little warped
(a nice way of saying fucked up)
on account of the lean
in the skew
that doesn't make me a comedian
that doesn't make me a star
i didn’t shoot the premier
but i did throw rocks at his car
it was a handful of unsealed aggregate
cause my local council tends to do shit work
ya gotta find the funny
ya gotta make the mirth
everything is funny
just to escape the dearth
at the end of the day
plain and fuckin simple i tell no lie
you have to be able to laugh at everything
because if you don't you'll cry
everything is funny
in one way or another
from the jokes your dad tells
or the ones about your mother
everything has humour in it
from the gallows to the gutter
from the tallow to the butter
and inside your local nutter
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CDXCIV
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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Comments (27)
There is a fine line between the comedic and the tragic - so said somebody far, far smarter than me! Love how this poem embraces the absurdity - well done, great wit and wisdom in this!!!
sport my page
nice
Laughs everywhere, even in darkness. 🎉❤️👌
Splendid stuff Brenton! So much truth in here.
Laugh to keep from crying- something my grandma said daily. Loved this, Brenton! 💫
"I didn't shoot the premier but I did throw rocks at his car" - just so damn good. This was so satisfying and splendid. Awesome work!!
you have to be able to laugh at everything because if you don't you'll cry These lines were so deep and so true! Congratulations on your Top Story!
yes yes bloody yes with ridiculous cowbells and a cherry on top! often it's staring you right in the head! love this and congrats on Top Story!
As an experienced local nutter, I wholeheartedly agree! Congratulations!
You and I both friend. I love dark humor 🥰 great one ☝️
This is great. Well done and congrats on the TS
Well done!
Congratulations!!! 🎉
Awesome ✨ Congratulations on your Top Story🎉❤️👌❗
This one got dark. Tummy-tickling little poem!
I wholeheartedly agree - the funny is everywhere the moment we see it that way! Beautiful.
I think sometimes it's nice to be the local nutter. Great poem thanks for sharing
congrats!
Oh, God, Yes! Yes, indeed. From the gallows to the gutter.
Very true! Congratulations on Top Story. Especially appreciate the ending: "everything has humour in it from the gallows to the gutter from the tallow to the butter and inside your local nutter"
Super superb! Yes! It's better to laugh than cry!!! Loved it!!! Congratulations on Top Story!!!♥️♥️💕
I love this so much. You got to the heart if it and you did it with style!
That’s the truth 😉
Lol!!! Well that had me laughing out loud. Well done.