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Eat Sh*t

Or mind your manners

By Cathy holmesPublished 3 months ago 1 min read
Created on Dall-E

An old politician of Red,

ordered lobster to stuff his fat head.

He was very rude,

and even quite lewd,

so the server brought entrails instead.

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Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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  • Heather Hubler3 months ago

    I've waited on 'important' people before...some nice, some fake. I would've loved to serve entrails to the assholes. Priceless. Great one!!!

  • Thavien Yliaster3 months ago

    Poor table manners, let alone poor basic common courtesy should be thoroughly looked down upon. Revenge is a dish best served shitty.

  • Lisa A Lachapelle3 months ago

    Funny limerick lol

  • Jordan Twiss3 months ago

    Love this. A lot of politicians deserve this kind of treatment, to be fair.

  • AGB3 months ago

    Lol! Loved it!

  • Colleen Millsteed 3 months ago

    Hahaha this is awesome my friend.

  • Harmony Kent3 months ago

    Lols! 😂 Love it, Cathy 💕🙂

  • Hahahaha that's hilarious!

  • Babs Iverson3 months ago

    Too funny!!! Love this!!!💖💖💕

  • Misty Rae3 months ago

    Tell us what you really think there, Cathy, LOL

  • Paul Stewart3 months ago

    bahaha, good one Cathy! Love it!

  • Caroline Craven3 months ago

    Haha! Made me laugh!

  • Dana Stewart3 months ago

    Serves ‘em right, lol. Good job!

  • Dana Crandell3 months ago

    Fun stuff! He's about to have "see food." 🤢

  • Lori Melton3 months ago

    hahaha :)

  • J. S. Wade3 months ago

    I think I’ve got it planned out not. Mikey and Dharrsheena in the kitchen with you serving! It’s going to be quite a dinner Vocal dinner party😂. Love the layers of the limerick. 🥰

  • You are crazy... I love it Cathy!!!

  • Mohammed Darasi3 months ago

    The age old lesson.. always be nice to those who handle your food 🤣🤣

  • Clyde E. Dawkins3 months ago

    LOL! Hilarious!! Amazing limerick!

  • Some people are so not nice

  • Quincy.V3 months ago

    Keep up the good work!👌👍

  • JBaz3 months ago

    If only you could do that. Nice

  • Donna Renee3 months ago

    Hah!! Great job on this one (and nice job to that server too lol) 😁😁

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