An old politician of Red,
ordered lobster to stuff his fat head.
He was very rude,
and even quite lewd,
so the server brought entrails instead.
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I waited on Giles Brandreth once. He was so posh he looked like he was eating lobster even though he wasn't. I wouldn't have served him entrails, though, he was not a bad stick.
I've waited on 'important' people before...some nice, some fake. I would've loved to serve entrails to the assholes. Priceless. Great one!!!
Poor table manners, let alone poor basic common courtesy should be thoroughly looked down upon. Revenge is a dish best served shitty.
Funny limerick lol
Love this. A lot of politicians deserve this kind of treatment, to be fair.
Lol! Loved it!
Hahaha this is awesome my friend.
Lols! 😂 Love it, Cathy 💕🙂
Hahahaha that's hilarious!
Too funny!!! Love this!!!💖💖💕
Tell us what you really think there, Cathy, LOL
Well-deserved!
bahaha, good one Cathy! Love it!
Haha! Made me laugh!
Serves ‘em right, lol. Good job!
Fun stuff! He's about to have "see food." 🤢
hahaha :)
I think I’ve got it planned out not. Mikey and Dharrsheena in the kitchen with you serving! It’s going to be quite a dinner Vocal dinner party😂. Love the layers of the limerick. 🥰
You are crazy... I love it Cathy!!!
The age old lesson.. always be nice to those who handle your food 🤣🤣
LOL! Hilarious!! Amazing limerick!
Some people are so not nice
Keep up the good work!👌👍
If only you could do that. Nice
Hah!! Great job on this one (and nice job to that server too lol) 😁😁