Easy Money
A Difficult Financial Abecedarian
Introduction
I work supporting a Finance Department but I am not an accountant and continually remark that accountancy is just a game played with the Inland Revenue with each one trying to trip the other up.
It's Only Money
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Accountancy, It's Such A Whizz
Banking Can Be Fun So They Say
Cash Is Needed To Pay Your Tax
Deposit What You Can For Now
Euros Fleeced By The Banking Spiv
Finance Is A Money SNAFU
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Greenback's Great When You Can Get It
Heaps Of Cash For Those With Contacts
Interest, Coin For the Banker
Just Like Pickpockets In The Suq
Knox, The Fort, Gold Bars Are The Trip
LSD Brit Cash Long Ago
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Money Is The New God, Mammon
Nickels, Dimes, Pennies You Can Sum
Old Dollar, Not Worth A Nickel
Pennies In Your Hand, Live On Tick
Quids You Need To Feel Like His Maj
Receipts For Your Claim For Balti
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Spend A Lot When You Have The Cash
Tenners By Card Is Your Spending
Unpaid Bills, Coz Money's Gone Off
Visa Card When Your Cash Is Scarce
Wads Of Cash In The Misers Hand
XAU is The Code For Gold Auric
Yen In Japan, Get In The Club
Zero Balance Anathema
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Comments (7)
Better than a negative balance I suppose.
Super creative!
This was phenomenal! So well done!
Superbly written!!! Loving it!!!β₯οΈβ₯οΈπ
Good stuff!
Thank you for doing my poem a day in February.β€οΈ Great Abecedarianπ
Hah! I Love this!