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Easy Money

A Difficult Financial Abecedarian

By Mike Singleton - MikeydredPublished 4 months ago β€’ 1 min read
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Introduction

I work supporting a Finance Department but I am not an accountant and continually remark that accountancy is just a game played with the Inland Revenue with each one trying to trip the other up.

It's Only Money

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Accountancy, It's Such A Whizz

Banking Can Be Fun So They Say

Cash Is Needed To Pay Your Tax

Deposit What You Can For Now

Euros Fleeced By The Banking Spiv

Finance Is A Money SNAFU

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Greenback's Great When You Can Get It

Heaps Of Cash For Those With Contacts

Interest, Coin For the Banker

Just Like Pickpockets In The Suq

Knox, The Fort, Gold Bars Are The Trip

LSD Brit Cash Long Ago

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Money Is The New God, Mammon

Nickels, Dimes, Pennies You Can Sum

Old Dollar, Not Worth A Nickel

Pennies In Your Hand, Live On Tick

Quids You Need To Feel Like His Maj

Receipts For Your Claim For Balti

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Spend A Lot When You Have The Cash

Tenners By Card Is Your Spending

Unpaid Bills, Coz Money's Gone Off

Visa Card When Your Cash Is Scarce

Wads Of Cash In The Misers Hand

XAU is The Code For Gold Auric

Yen In Japan, Get In The Club

Zero Balance Anathema

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock3 months ago

    Better than a negative balance I suppose.

  • Super creative!

  • This was phenomenal! So well done!

  • Babs Iverson4 months ago

    Superbly written!!! Loving it!!!β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ’•

  • John Cox4 months ago

    Good stuff!

  • Denise E Lindquist4 months ago

    Thank you for doing my poem a day in February.❀️ Great AbecedarianπŸ˜‰

  • Manisha Dhalani4 months ago

    Hah! I Love this!

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