Earwax Grandad!
Ughh! Don't peek inside grandad's earlugs, kids!
Ear Wax Grandad!
When my grandad’s here,
And is sat quite near,
I just can’t help but take a peak;
In his big hairy ears,
(Though they drive me to tears)
Cos the stuff in there is so gross and bleak!
For it’s wax you see; it’s as thick as a tree-
And it’s browner than your brownest ever poo.
And I wanna pull it out – you could use it as a grout-
In the broken tiles around your loo!
You could stick it on a plate - make a candle with it, mate;
Or as a mound for a rugby ball,
You could even plug a hole in a boat;
Or to catch yourself a goat,
You could fill up your cousin’s paddling pool!
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More poems to come including - My Gross, Coughy Uncle, Farty Mum! and Feet, Feet, Inglorious Feet!
JS Harding is a writer of fiction, humour, and poo/bodily fluid poems for kids!
About the Creator
jamie harding
Novelist (writing as LJ Denholm) - Under Rand Farm - available in paperback via Amazon and *FREE* via Kindle Unlimited!
Short story writer - Mr. Threadbare, Farmer Young et al
Humour writer - NewsThump, BBC Comedy.
Kids' writer - TBC!
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