Dr.Sus

Follow this outline for people to read

Your writing while I flip back and blame you for greed

A genuine critique is not welcomed on this site

I'll cry and say you didn't read my type

Just to deflect over the blame

Calling someone else a brat makes me look tame

While stories of talking smack make it to the front page, so lame.

Don't worry I'll prescribe a new pill

Swallow this hard as a drill

Dr. Sus is my name, I call out with a toothy trill

I don't want to hear anything on my work, while yours I grill

When someone has their own opinion

I will pull out vials of sour venom

Sell them as a tasty tonic lemon

Then say it is the only flavor genuine