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Doom & Gloom

A Conversation Between Friends

By Dana CrandellPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read
Doom & Gloom
Photo by Chris Barbalis on Unsplash

A/N: This poem is not intended to promote (nor condemn) the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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There's something heavy in the air.

I feel it too, my friend.

An ill wind; a sense of despair.

But what does it portend?

*

I can't imagine what's to come.

Impending war, perhaps?

A possibility, old chum.

Magnetic field collapse?

*

Well, that's a bit less likely, right?

Depends on who you ask.

Okay, that's true enough, alright.

Well, who knows? Pass the flask!

*

We've prob'ly had enough, you know.

Well, what's it matter now?

I guess if it's our time to go -

Can't change it, anyhow!

...

Dude, wake up! Get the hell off me!

What happened? We get nuked?

No, man, we had a drink, or three...

Oh, yeah! And then I puked!

*

Yeah, then you passed out on my chest.

We fell - you hit your head!

And I'm not sure about the rest -

I think we might be dead!

*

Man, why is it so stinkin' hot?

And what's that sulfur smell?

Aw, crap! I think you might be right!

Yeah, buddy. This is Hell!

***

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About the Creator

Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist

My poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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    Written by Dana Crandell