Don't Put Mouldy Cheese In My Fridge

I could smell you as soon as you entered my room,

Bringing all of your doom and gloom;

An Air Freshener couldn't kill it,

A handkerchief wouldn't mask it!

As soon as you open your mouth,

Green tales always fall out,

But your lies,

They are cold,

And they never seem to grow old

I can smell them from a mile,

I Don't even need to be near a manure pile!

There is a mouldy smell,

And it's making me unwell,

It could be the stench of your cheese,

The green bits make me queasy,

You have always been a sleaze!

So now I'm telling you,

Don't put mouldy cheese in my fridge,

Because I'll always find the stench you hid!