The other night I was sitting on my couch watching TV. My two little dogs were sitting beside me. I don't know who it was, or whether it was both of them, but she/they let rip a silent but deadly fart. They are normally not too bad, but this brought tears to my eyes. After about 15 minutes, another one!
Hence this poem, just for fun. 😁😁
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Smelly gases from behind
Only some are of the sweet kind
Regardless, we should all embrace
It really is just commonplace.
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A dog will fart and look at its bum
Wondering “where the hell did that come from?”
They look at you as if to say
“My God, what did you feed me today!”
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Some are loud, and some are quiet
They say it's all linked to diet
Some are powerful, some are weak
Your pooch doesn't care about technique
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They just sit there without a care
Let’s one rip into the air
Looks at you as if to say
“Holy hell, I’m on fire today”
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Those that are silent are oh so deadly
Some may linger, others pass quickly
Some leave us wondering, are there more?
That's when your dog leaves for the door.
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Poo, what is that smell???
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Till next time,
Calvin
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Calvin London
I write fiction, non-fiction and poetry about all things weird and wonderful, past and present. Life is full of different things to spark your imagination. All you have to do is embrace it - join me on my journey.
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