If you chose Brachiosaurus for your florist, he’d eat your wedding bouquet
If Velociraptor was on X-Factor, even Simon Cowell would not critique
If Tyrannosaurus rex was trying to flex, you’d ask him “do you even lift, bro?”
If Parasaurolophus missed her bus, she’d use her horn to sing the blues
If Triceratops wrote some flops, you’d take him out for a beer
If Pteranodon caught some prawn, she’d cook it on the barbie
But really, if dinosaurs still lived, we’d probably kick and fuss
Because the only thing they’d really do is smash us flat and eat us
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Shaun Walters
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Comments (3)
Despite not liking dinos, I really love your poem... especially: 'If Parasaurolophus missed her bus, she’d use her horn to sing the blues'. Excellent!
Haha, super cute and funny - we'd be calling out the big guns to shoot them like we do with everything different!
Hahahahahahahhaha this made me laugh so much! Loved your poem!