Dinner Plans
with neighbor friends?
Don’t you think that the weather today is going to get better?
Nah’ It’s so cloudy and you know that means, “get wetter!”
I heard that Sally’s daughter will soon be getting married!
Yeah, the poor, dumb groom doesn’t know he’ll get buried…
They both have good jobs and will make sure Sally is taken care of.
Humph! They’ll sell her house, and into the nursing home shove!
The preacher really outdid himself on Sunday's good sermon.
Sigh! If you like preaching on God's laws broken by the vermin.
I hope the weather hasn't caused the arthritis pain to your knees.
Well, my husband could care less as long as I fetch his crackers & cheese.
I think I'll make potatoes and meatloaf for tonight's dinner.
Dear, make it with less salt and pepper and it might be a winner.
So, I'll see you and the Mister around seven tonight?
Yes, but no salad please, because the last one tasted of blight.
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Shirley Belk
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Comments (13)
This is so like conversations I have with an old friend… except this one rhymes beautifully 🙃.
Love this, feels real and the pictures is perfect for that over the fence kind of chatter!
Oh crumbs, bet she would be relieved if that one cancels! Nice characters here.
I so hate a bad salad, so disappointing. Great use of the dialogue.
Very good Shirley!!💖 And I loved the humor!😂
Oooo, I wanna come for dinner too hehehehe. And yes, please, no salad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great use of humor here!! Loved it 😂♥️
Loved the humor in this one!!! Loving it!!!❤️❤️💕
Great job! 👏
I LITERALLY Almost wrote a poem just like this! The optimistic vs pessimistic views of each event in life
perfect !
Very interesting read Light and relatable
Haha funny 🤣🤣. Neighbors are like this! The last line is so arguing.