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Dick Dodgers SFPI : Educational Interltude

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By Andrew C McDonaldPublished 4 months ago Updated 4 months ago 2 min read
Dick Dodgers SFPI : Educational Interltude
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Below is an excerpt from: The Special Investigatory Articles of the Universe of Dick Dodgers SFPI

It is merely a background file on the planet H[e]AVEN intended solely for educational purposes.



Planetary System: NerveAna Spiral Arm

Note: Ana Calland’er, Haloed Founder of H[e]AVEN was known to have nerves of Steel. Said steel was mined by the Mergetroids Mining Corps and mixed liberally with mercurial low carrot Golden Ore in order to pave H[e]AVENly streets with a light patina of foolish gold. Said mixture was called: H[e]AVENly Golden Pie-Dun-Right. (HGPDR).

*****The PLANet H[e]AVEN******

H[e]AVEN is known for the beauty - and willingness - of it’s haloed, angelically endowed, women. Many would call it a “Pleasure Planet”.

Founded: GSY `2469’ by Ana Xaviera Collander, ancemistress of the famed Pleasure Palace of Pent-Up-House.

*Note: Pent-Up-House was famous as a house of nonhealthy (ill) repute where frustrated men could travel in order relieve their pent up frustrations. Solitary rooms stocked with various soothing lotions as well as a popular brand of tissue called Clean-Necks are Available Upon Request.

**It would seem that Ana’s ancemistress had a thing against rednecks. Her boudoir memoir stated, “A clean neck avoids a train wreck. H[e]AVENly scholars still debate the meaning of this.**


H[e]AVEN - It’s Just A Sin Away

(2)H[e]AVEN, Where our feather light touch provides different strokes for any types of folks.

Note: This 2nd slogan was eventually excluded from tourism ads. It was, 1st off, too long for the letterheads, and (2) seemed to attract some folks that were perhaps a touch too ‘different’.

Fashion Rage: Feathered Boas … Visiting men are encouraged to outfit their boa constricted snakes in feathery camouflage. Said items of adornment may be removed and utilized for ticklishly tricky amusements.

Said Feathered Boas are welcomed to be adorned with a halo … Boa-Head Halos are available for purchase in a variety of sizes inching up from Teeny Peeny through Roaring Stallion.

Popular Entertainment Examples; The feathered Snake Dance; The Winged Thigh Slide; A Dove Above.

*This last has been known to cause some peckish penile problems if not performed properly. H[e]AVENly Tourism Guides State the Following Safety Warning: The writers of this tourism pamphlet do not advise attempting to perform ‘A Dove Above’ in the privacy of your own love nest.


If interested in a prolific/H[e]AVENly Visitation Activate the link below.

❤️ H[e]AVENLY Lust Nests: Cut-Rates; See Cashier 💗



H[e]AVENly Tourism Guide Pamphlet, NerveAna Visitation Society, GSY 3673, by Heaven, Leigh, 69 ppgs

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About the Creator

Andrew C McDonald

Andrew McDonald is a 911 dispatcher of 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain. Check out his novels “Punishment and Good Deeds” and “The Killing Keys” at Amazon kindle.

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  • Brenton F4 months ago

    More engrossing glossaries please! Another piece well done!

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