Depeche Mode Island

The island is named after my favourite band
Yet none of the members are on there yet.
I need to make the miis for them at some point.
I have miis of the original sugababes, my friends,
And a few of my fav fictional characters

The miis love singing and dancing on sand.
None of them seem to like getting wet.
I've built two swimming pools to not disapoint.
I found I could influence all the current trends.
Who would have thought how much we could uncover.

Salted crackers are worshipped on thies land.
Celery is seen as a dangerous threat.
Toilet paper is a booby prize to appoint,
To those not good at the mini-game blends.
Romance over sushi is what we discover.

The game is sometimes hard to understand.
The randomness of love for Mr Bean's jet.
Blowing bubbles on the street is always on point
Simple, weird and wonderful and it's making amends
Would having Trump on this island be too vulgar?