Deep Thoughtenheimerarbie

Note: I occasionally do this to clear my head of all the stress and strife I have at work. And this one is a little short, but it seems right, especially with the last comment (hello, solar eclipse).

- K.D.

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I once had to go to rehab because I got hooked on phonics.

What happened to all those sucker MCs in hip-hop?

If time is money, are ATMs time machines?

The first person to discover yoghurt must have been very hungry.

The first person to make paté must have been a sadist.

Every ''c'' in ''Pacific Ocean'' is pronounced differently.

The song ''The Twelve Days of Christmas'' proves that you should not wait until the last minute to buy a gift.

Why do we call someone a ''broken record'' if they repeat themselves? Maybe we should call them ''stuttering vinyl''.

The word "Wrong" is spelled wrong.

The word ''Right'' is spelled right.

All Pink Floyd album covers are half dreams, half nightmares.

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