Dear Stud Muffin

We met in a café.

It was love at first sight,

But I tried to hold in my delight.

Instead I ordered a latte.

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From the across the room,

I locked eyes on your form,

You were far from the norm.

And your scent did loom.

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I could stand it no more.

I must hold you now,

For you I would bow.

O'er to your side I tore.

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I adore you, my dear!

Let us return to my seat.

You are my treat.

I don't care if they leer.

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I bring you to my lips.

Your body's perfection.

Your sweetness far, far, far too good to mention.

Like a woman possessed, I gobble, then sip.

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Oh! Stud muffin! I love you.

But alas, our moment is done.

Was it good for you? I swear it wasn't just fun.

And I'll never forget you.

*

My darling,

banana,

chocolate chip,

muffin.

A satire for the "Across the Room" Challenge on Vocal Media :)