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Dear Haiku, I'm over you (seven)

It's been a long month (five)

By Addison AlderPublished 2 years ago • Updated 2 years ago • 1 min read
Count 'em! Image by MidJourney

Syllably-obsessed,

counting knuckles, teeth and nails.

Haiku OCD.

//

Five seven five is

the number of the beast which

has seventeen feet.

//

Phoneme fixation,

Constant enumeration,

Proper delulu.

//

Flicking out fingers,

Mid stride, mid thought, mid coitus.

Fuck you haiku ... FUUUCK

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Addison Alder

Writer of Wrongs. Discontent Creator. Editor of The Gristle.

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    Written by Addison Alder