Daily Absurdities
The Struggle is Real!
Each day when I get out of bed
I start the hunt that I dread
I know that men won't make passes
But I NEED my glasses!
Now, where...? Yup- they're on top of my head!
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This is an entry in the Vocal Ludicrous Limerick contest.
I can't think of anything that happens daily more absurd than needing my glasses to find my glasses!
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Judey Kalchik
It's my time to find and use my voice.
Poetry, short stories, memories, and a lot of things I think and wish I'd known a long time ago.
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It Only Took One Minute.......
It only took a minute. I was sitting at the computer in my office when the phone rang. I picked up the receiver and then laid it down my desk as I went to find the student who the call was for. Within seconds I was back at my desk, ready to resume typing, when I heard the student yelling obscenities at me for listening in to his call through the handset that was still lying on the desk. Sick and tired of the lies he was spewing, I was up running down the hall, ready to kill him. By the time I reached him, I had calmed enough not to hurt him, but as I turned back towards my room, I knew that I couldn’t go on like this any longer. The decision was clear. I had to leave.
By Gail Wylie4 days ago in Motivation
Comments (9)
Lol 😆 Good one✨💖
Very cute
Cute
ALL the time, it's terrible, but humorous. Great job
lol. Good one.
Love it, lol 😂💗
HAHAHA!! I only wear reading glasses so they are frequently on top of my head. Out of sight (hehe), out of mind. Great one, Judey!!
I am also a glasses wearer and I also go looking for them when they are on my head/face. I find this one very relatable 🤪
Ha, nice one