D.U.E

Distracting, unexpected erections

It's a common disruption

Stiffening when in public places

The theatre, doctor's, bus, dentist's and

Right before you answer the door

Aching in jeans

Chafing in briefs

There's no end to the embarrassing situations

I can't be on my own, suffering from

One of the oldest problems, with

No way to end these distracting unwanted erections!

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