Curses!
With apologies to Mel Blanc, RIP
Terra cotta sharka parka
Petta luma drama llama
Router flouter tappa flappa
Carpa harpa splatter drat!
Bruck! Bark! Rot! Flot!
Sparka spanna kopita!
Gnash it! Granite! Brick! Brot!
Flotter rippeh pottama!
Blatter ratter ripper gritta
Trotta plotta mackarella
Plockett rocket snarkin snoot
Racka pulverated shoot!
Fennel! Cumin! Fenugreek!
Loxit bloxit narkin bloot
Battle stratta panna cotta
Dirty saddle strattem crapf!
Bricken frotz rap olka dotta
Written mittan nazza trapf!
Furry rattin bracka blat!
Burka borten burton durten
Cornah no gah hornin blah!
Grapple fleppah fratta rippah
Fraxen bleppin cattle trappan
Nattin battan naddah oooh!
About the Creator
Meredith Harmon
Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.
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