Cross Walk Warning
Beware the distractions
Please Be Aware
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK-
That The Crosswalk
All right, children! Form a single line, let’s go!
Can Be Very Distracting
Well! I never! How could you ever say that about our Janice?
Please Use Caution
Oh, honey, just dump his sorry ass already!
Watch for Distracted Drivers
Seriously, darling, I’m on my way home right now!
And Inattentive Pedestrians
Boooooorn tooo beee wiii-yah-yai-iiild!!!
Headphone Use Prohibited
And, on today’s Too Much Clutter podcast-
Skateboards and Inline Skates Restricted
sssssskkkkrrrrreeeee CRASH!! Gnarly wipeout, dude!
Look Both Ways Before Crossing
Carly! Get back here! Stop running from Grandma!
And Use Safety Precautions
wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh wee-ooh ooh-wip-wip-wip
...Why Do I Even Bother...
About the Creator
Meredith Harmon
Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.
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